WHY MEN LIE

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.?
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later, the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, please forgive me, my Lord! It is a
misunderstanding! You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, you
would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no'
to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you
would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to
take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.
This also shows that men ae always once bitten twice shy,
They do not dare to pursue what they really feel for if they are hurt once.

To everyone who is important to me, who has played a part in my life,
who has hurt me or brought me happiness, who has taught me new things about lives
and lastly to those who detest me... all i can say is.. a realli big thank you..
you have shown me the un-masked truth and colourful side of this univers..
therefore i have to thank you deeply.. and leaving me is one of ur greatest choice

having found new company and new personal who could care as much as i do or even more for you,
ingnorace is all i got from you now... i am sad tt i have to leave..

sacrifies are made on ones self willingness, no one is to be blame for any of the resulting consequences..
i haf been doin too mani bad tings.. its time to pay back..

just kill me.. save the tortures for sumone else.. no.. keep it for urself.. noone is worth tt little...